Your Highness
I've brought that thing you asked me for
The report on my run-in with your bro—
Ahem, with a certain traveler
Good. As for this "traveler"...
Please append my following words to the report
My pen is at the ready
After the Traveler awoke in the land of Teyvat
He befriended a companion who declared themselves to be the "best tour guide ever"...
Ah, this sounds like the intro to an isekai light novel from Inazuma
But... I doubt that tiny and scatterbrained partner is going to be of much help
Heh, if you want my opinion
She's got nothing on your former partner
He encountered a mysterious tempest
And rescued a mighty dragon that had been led astray
Gentle winds once again danced across the earth
As a wandering bard sang a ballad of freedom
Huh, looks like these vishaps are a completely different breed from those down beneath the ocean...
Actually, speaking of the sea — Mondstadt's Fisherman's Toast. Always on point
He saw resolve as unyielding as rock
And the courage of a people united in battle against an ancient god
Now, the sound of laughter rings out in the streets
And the floating pavilion in the sky will bear witness to the harbor's prosperity for generations to come
To be fair, if I was napping on the beach and something got between me and my sun
I'd go from catching rays to making waves pretty quickly, too
I—Is that not how it went down?
He heard the whispered aspirations of a nation's people
And so challenged the embodiment of resplendent lightning
When a dream takes root in the midst of the infinite turbulence
Even eternity is given a new meaning
He picked a fight with an archon!?
This guy's a beast!
Hah, well now I don't feel so bad about those beatings I took
He caught the scent of verdure
And the fragrance of roses
And then...
...Your Highness?
Let's continue another time
Sooner or later, he will make his mark on the desert
You're not wrong, but uh...
Marks don't last very long on the desert sand
I wonder what choices you will make
Aether...
Shall I come with you, or...
Uh, guessing that's a no